255 Super Funny Would You Rather Questions For Kids

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Kids love to be silly, and when you can get in on the fun with them, it’s even better. Whether it’s a rainy day, you need something to pass the time.

The beauty of would you rather questions is that they are fun, simple and can be done anywhere, anytime!

When To Use These Funny Would You Rather Questions

• as a great way to pass the time on a long road trip
• while you are at the doctor’s office
• as an ice breaker for students at school
• at the dinner table as a great conversation starter
• anytime!

Below you will find would you rather questions in many different categories, as well as a would you rather questions for kids printable PDF for each category! You will also see that these this or that questions will even work for toddlers and preschoolers.

Also, make sure you check out this printable Mommy and Me Journal, which contains some of these would you rather questions and more to help you get to know your daughter better.

Back to the questions!

This list is full of silly would you rather questions that you can ask your kids of all ages, and they are sure to elicit lots of laughs. We like to include this game in our family game night, because it’s always fun to see how everyone in the family answers these questions for kids.

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Funny Would You Rather Questions For Kids

1. Would you rather be silent or still all day long?

2. Would you rather eat the worst food in the world or hear the worst sound in the world?

3. Would you rather live in a house full of cheese or chocolate?

4. Would you rather never eat dessert or never sleep?

5. Would you rather ride a flying bus or ride a unicorn?

6. Would you rather have a monkey’s tail or an elephant’s trunk?

7. Would you rather live in a house made of trampolines or foam pits?

8. Would you rather be as tiny as a fly or as big as a whale?

9. Would you rather live in the clouds or underwater?

10. Would you rather have a million dollars or a million friends?

11. Would you rather sing like a chicken or waddle like a penguin?

12. Would you rather be the smartest person or the funniest?

13. Would you rather be as quiet as a mouse or as loud as a lion?

14. Would you rather have purple skin or a blue tongue?

15. Would you rather not be able to taste anything or feel anything?

16. Would you rather fly to the moon or be invisible?

17. Would you rather find a treasure map or magic beans?

18. Would you rather live in a shoe or a tree?

19. Would you rather have 100 brothers or 100 pets?

20. Would you rather build a tower or knock it down?

21. Would you rather slide down a rainbow or jump on a cloud?

22. Would you rather ride a kangaroo or a frog?

23. Would you rather meet an alien or turn into a mermaid?

24. Would you rather eat weird food or wear weird clothes?

25. Would you rather grow up fast or stay a kid forever?

26. Would you rather be too hot or too cold?

27. Would you rather splash in puddles or mud?

28. Would you rather run like a cheetah or slither like a snail?

29. Would you rather smell like a skunk or have stinky feet?

30. Would you rather have a tail or a horn?

31. Would you rather live by yourself or with 50 people?

32. Would you rather take a bath in ice or jello?

33. Would you rather have a monkey or an octopus as a pet?

34. Would you rather have super hearing or super smelling?

35. Would you rather walk on your hands or roll like a ball to get around?

36. Would you rather go to school in your underwear or run barefoot in the snow?

37. Would you rather be best friends with Anna or Elsa/Kristoff or Sven?

38. Would you rather have really long legs or really long arms?

39. Would you rather go to space or the ocean floor?

40. Would you rather not talk all day or not play all day?

41. Would you rather have wings or a mermaid tail?

42. Would you rather never listen to music or never watch TV?

43. Would you rather have giant ears or giant feet?

44. Would you rather eat 1 chocolate bar now or 10 chocolate bars later?

45. Would you rather talk to animals or travel into the book you’re reading?

46. Would you rather be Sneezy or Sleepy?

47. Would you rather be super strong or super fast?

48. Would you rather it always be summer or always be winter?

49. Would you rather be in a movie or sing for a packed theater?

50. Would you rather eat a stick of butter or a bottle of ketchup?

51. Would you rather only whisper or only shout?

52. Would you rather not celebrate Christmas or not celebrate Halloween?

53. Would you rather be really hairy or have no hair at all?

54. Would you rather always lose or never play?

55. Would you rather be a princess or a superhero?

56. Would you rather smell like a skunk or oink like a pig?

57. Would you rather get a back scratch all day or play all day?

58. Would you rather be able to freeze time or go back in time?

59. Would you rather have a picnic outside or eat at a restaurant?

60. Would you rather it rain glitter or juice?

61. Would you rather be tickled or hugged?

62. Would you rather explore a cave or a tree house?

63. Would you rather know everyone’s secrets or see through walls?

64. Would you rather have 5 friends or 1 best friend?

65.Would you rather be the youngest sibling or the oldest sibling?

66. Would you rather be older or younger?

67. Would you rather live on a farm or live in the city?

68. Would you rather meet Santa or the tooth fairy?

69. Would you rather skate everywhere or hop everywhere?

70. Would you rather have carrot ice cream or broccoli cake?

71. Would you rather hug a porcupine or an octopus?

72. Would you rather always be sleepy or always hungry?

73. Would you rather live in the past or the future?

74. Would you rather have a lot of money or a lot of friends?

75. Would you rather jump in a pile of snow or a pile of leaves?

76. Would you rather live without air conditioning or without heat?

77. Would you rather eat a taco without meat or without cheese?

78. Would you rather eat melted ice cream or frozen watermelon?

79. Would you rather eat pizza without cheese or without sauce?

80. Would you rather live in a world without hate or without hunger?

81. Would you rather be a superhero or a villain?

82. Would you rather share a room with your sibling or live alone?

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Animal Would You Rather Questions

83. Would you rather lick a frog or eat a bug?

84. Would you rather run like a jaguar, swim like a penguin or fly like a bird?

85. Would you rather have the ears of a bunny or the eyes of a cow?

86. Would you rather eat garbage like a bear or slop like a pig?

87. Would you rather be raised by owls or raised by monkeys?

88. Would you rather explore the ocean for dolphins or explore the jungle for gorillas?

89. Would you rather migrate south for the winter or hibernate all winter?

90. Would you rather have snake scales or duck feathers?

91. Would you rather have a hedgehog as a pet or a teacup pig as a pet?

92. Would you rather have an elephant that’s as small as a cat or a goat that’s as small as a hamster?

93. Would you rather ride a camel or ride a llama?

94. Would you rather be woken up early every day by a rooster or take a dog outside to pee twice during the night, but get to sleep in?

95. Would you rather get licked by 10 slobbery puppies or get sat on by one large dog?

96. Would you rather play in the snow with a polar bear or play in the water with a seal?

97. Would you rather gallop like a horse or hop like a frog?

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Funny Would You Rather Questions For Kids

98. Would you rather have three arms or three eyes?

99. Would you rather eat a spoonful of mustard or a spoonful of mayonnaise?

100. Would you rather live in a different country or live on a different planet?

101. Would you rather meet an alien or meet a mythical creature?

102. Would you rather step on a lego or get a toy helicopter stuck in your hair?

103. Would you rather get gum stuck in your hair or corn stuck in your teeth?

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104. Would you rather stay home for 30 days straight or stay at school with your friends and teachers for 30 days straight?

105. Would you rather have 15 siblings or 15 pets?

106. Would you rather have no eyebrows or no teeth?

107. Would you rather be allergic to your favorite food or allergic to your favorite animal?

108. Would you rather have to eat a food that you hate everyday or listen to a song that you hate everyday?

109. Would you rather have witch nails or alien skin?

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Would You Rather Questions For Girls

110. Would you rather have hair like Rapunzel or a mermaid tail like Ariel?

111. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a pegasus’ wings?

112. Would you rather have gum that never loses its flavor or a candy that lasts forever?

113. Would you rather have a princess crown or a ballerina’s tutu?

114. Would you rather have your mom pick you up from school in her pajamas or have your mom kiss you goodbye in front of the school?

115. Would you rather be a twin or an only child?

116. Would you rather be smarter than your dad or funnier than your best friend?

117. Would you rather live in a castle or a fairy’s home?

118. Would you rather trap a leprechaun or see Santa on Christmas Eve?

119. Would you rather live in a house made out of candy or a house made out of jewels?

120. Would you rather wear a Dora The Explorer dress or a Barney backpack?

121. Would you rather be a dancer or a gymnast?

122. Would you rather have sparkly hair or glow in the dark hair?

123. Would you rather be a teacher’s pet or a class clown?

124. Would you rather be able to speak to dolphins or grow a mermaid tail only when in water?

125. Would you rather be able to change your eye color or your hair color?

126. Would you rather have a ball pit room or a trampoline room?

127. Would you rather have a room filled with balloons or a room filled with unpoppable bubbles?

128. Would you rather swim with mermaids or fly with fairies?

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Would You Rather Questions For Boys

129. Would you rather eat your boogers or your ear wax?

130. Would you rather eat a living worm or a dead bug?

131. Would you rather have your grandfather’s hair or hair as long as your mothers?

132. Would you rather have snakes come through your mattress or rats covering your bedroom floor?

133. Would you rather have no hair or have a gray beard?

134. Would you rather bathe in snow or mud?

135. Would you rather drink hot soda or eat cold food?

136. Would you rather be a firefighter or a police officer?

137. Would you rather have bad breath that never goes away or a runny nose that never goes away?

138. Would you rather ride the school bus for one hour or walk to school for 15 minutes?

139. Would you rather take a bath that’s too hot or a bath that’s too cold?

140. Would you rather have the ability to shrink things or to make them bigger?

141. Would you rather find buried treasure or a magic lamp?

142. Would you rather be Batman’s sidekick or Spiderman’s sidekick?

143. Would you rather be the shortest person in the world or the tallest person in the world?

144. Would you rather have a pet snake or a pet tarantula?

145. Would you rather have really loud gas or really stinky gas?

146. Would you rather live in the White House or on Mars?

147. Would you rather swim with sharks or run with the bulls?

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Disney Would You Rather Questions For Kids

148. Would you rather be a villain kid or a royal from Auradon?

149. Would you rather have dwarf friends or fairy godmothers?

150. Would you rather live with evil stepsisters like Cinderella or a sister who doesn’t play with you like Anna?

151. Would you rather be best friends with Olaf or Sven?

152. Would you rather be a designer like Evie or a future queen like Mal?

153. Would you rather have a nose that gets longer when you lie like Pinocchio or a mind that forgets everything like Dory?

154. Would you rather have wings like Tinkerbell or a magic carpet like Aladdin?

155. Would you rather be Maleficent’s child or Cruella DeVil’s child?

156. Would you rather wear Cinderella’s dress or Snow White’s dress?

157. Would you rather be goofy like Goofy or grumpy like Donald Duck?

158. Would you rather dance with Beast or kiss the frog prince?

159. Would you rather live in Rapunzel’s tower or live in the dwarf’s cottage?

160. Would you rather have Cinderella’s glass slippers or Rapunzel’s long, golden hair?

161. Would you rather dance with Prince Charming at the ball or travel the seas with Moana?

162. Would you rather have Dude from the Descendants as a pet or Moana’s pig Pua as a pet?

163. Would you rather see the fireworks over Cinderella’s castle or watch the floating lights in Rapunzel’s kingdom?

164. Would you rather eat Tiana’s beignets or Snow White’s gooseberry pie?

165. Would you rather lose your voice like Ariel or lose your magic hair like Rapunzel?

166. Would you rather have a huge library like Belle or a restaurant like Tiana?

167. Would you rather live in the jungle like Mowgli or live in the forest like Bambi?

168. Would you rather have 101 dalmatians or a monster like Mike Wazowski as a friend?

169. Would you rather be friends with Timon and Pumba or friends with the Genie?

170. Would you rather have bad gas like Pumbaa or would you rather melt in warm weather like Olaf?

171. Would you rather have a magic mirror like the Evil Queen or magic powers like Elsa?

172. Would you rather have big muscles like Gaston or be kind like Aladdin?

173. Would you rather be Scar for the day or be Cruela DeVil for the day?

174. Would you rather have big ears like Dumbo or a furry body like the Beast?

175. Would you rather have a King Triton’s trident or Maleficent’s scepter?

176. Would you rather live with a bunch of dalmatians or a bunch of dwarves?

177. Would you rather explore Ariel’s grotto or explore Cinderella’s castle?

178. Would you rather have only one eye or green skin?

179. Would you rather ride in a race with Lightning McQueen or go to the laugh floor with Mike Wazowski?

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Spring And Easter Would You Rather Questions

180. Would you rather have a pet butterfly or a pet dragonfly?

181. Would you rather play in the mud or play in the rain?

182. Would you rather dig for worms or search for salamanders?

183. Would you rather have butterfly wings or a cute rabbit nose?

184. Would you rather eat marshmallow Peeps or a chocolate bunny?

185. Would you rather try to catch a squirrel or try to catch a frog?

186. Would you rather eat 10 black jelly beans or 1 tiny chocolate egg?

187. Would you rather eat a peanut butter egg or a caramel egg?

188. Would you rather have a pot of gold or rainbow hair?

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Summer Would You Rather Questions

189. Would you rather spend the summer at a summer camp without your family or camping in the woods camping with your family?

190. Would you rather get stung by a bee or get a bad sunburn?

191. Would you rather have a pool in your backyard or have a splash pad?

192. Would you rather go to an amusement park or go to a water park?

193. Would you rather jump on a trampoline or jump off of a diving board?

194. Would you rather fly a kite or blow bubbles?

195. Would you rather watch fireworks or watch a parade?

196. Would you rather play with the hose or with a sprinkler?

197. Would you rather roast marshmallows or make an ice cream sundae?

198. Would you rather build a sandcastle or collect sea shells?

199. Would you rather swim in a cold pool or sit in a hot tub?

200. Would you rather swim in the ocean, a lake or a pool?

201. Would you rather eat corn on the cob or a hot dog?

202. Would you rather eat ice cream or a popsicle?

203. Would you rather have one bee sting or ten mosquito bites?

204. Would you rather live in a lake house or a beach house?

205. Would you rather have a summer without air conditioning or a summer without sun?

206. Would you rather get knocked over by a wave or get sand in your swim suit?

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Halloween, Thanksgiving And Fall Would You Rather Questions

207. Would you rather walk outside at midnight or spend the night sleeping in a bed in a haunted house?

208. Would you rather scoop pumpkin guts or throw a rotten pumpkin into the garbage?

209. Would you rather be a tube of toothpaste for Halloween or a clown?

210. Would you rather dress up as an angel or a devil?

211. Would you rather go trick-or-treating or trunk-or-treating?

212. Would you rather drink a witch’s potion or watch a scary movie?

213. Would you rather get only apples when you trick-or-treat or only toothbrushes?

214. Would you rather wear an itchy wig or face paint that makes your skin stiff?

215. Would you rather eat so much candy that you feel sick or eat no candy at all?

216. Would you rather wear a pilgrim costume to school or a Native American outfit?

217. Would you rather go to New York City for the Thanksgiving parade or watch it on TV?

218. Would you rather have a pet turkey or a pet bat?

219. Would you rather jump in a pile of leaves or walk through a corn maze?

220. Would you rather eat a candy apple or a caramel apple?

221. Would you rather drink apple cider or hot chocolate?

222. Would you rather go on a hayride or a pony ride?

223. Would you rather shovel snow or rake leaves?

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Christmas And Winter Would You Rather Questions

224. Would you rather get a lot of presents for Christmas or go on vacation and get no presents?

225. Would you rather eat a candy cane sandwich or drink candy cane milk?

226. Would you rather wear a Santa suit to school or an elf costume?

227. Would you rather get many small gifts or one big one?

228. Would you rather be one of Santa’s elves or one of Santa’s reindeer?

229. Would you rather have elf ears or Rudolph’s nose?

230. Would you rather meet the Grinch or Frosty the Snowman?

231. Would you rather wear socks that jingle or socks that smell like peppermint candy canes?

232. Would you rather have a beard like Santa or reindeer antlers?

233. Would you rather decorate sugar cookies or make a gingerbread house?

234. Would you rather live in a gingerbread house or in the North Pole?

235. Would you rather make a snow angel or have a snowball fight?

236. Would you rather ride on the Polar Express, on a reindeer’s back or on Santa’s sled?

237. Would you rather build a snowman or an igloo?

238. Would you rather decorate a gingerbread house, live in a gingerbread house or eat a gingerbread house?

239. Would you rather spend Christmas at home or at Disney World?

240. Would you rather receive money or gifts for Christmas?

241. Would you rather wear Santa’s boots or an elf’s pointy shoes?

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Bonus Interesting Questions

242. Would you rather play video games every second for the rest of your life or never play a video game again?

243. Would you rather ride a roller coaster for an hour or spin in a circle for an hour?

244. Would you rather listen to Baby Shark on repeat all day or exist in silence for an entire day?

245. Would you rather have super long hair or extremely huge hands?

246. Would you rather be a fast swimmer or a fast runner?

247. Would you rather live in a hot air balloon or in a grizzly bear den?

248. Would you rather have an ear on the back of your head or a permanent clown nose?

249. Would you rather have curly hair on your hands or wear dirty underwear every day?

250. Would you rather clean the bathroom floor with a toothbrush or take a bath in ranch dressing?

251. Would you rather be a famous singer or the President of the United States?

252. Would you rather be close friends with Harry Potter or good friends with the richest person on the planet?

253. Would you rather smell cat food all day or eat a spoonful of dog food?

254. Would you rather be a part of the winning team but not have friends or the losing team and have lots of friends?

255. Would you rather be the best player at a boring game or the worst player at a fun game?

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