82 Christmas Jokes For Kids

It’s no secret that kids love jokes, and I can guarantee that they will love these Christmas jokes for kids!

Even my 3 year old loves jokes, and she doesn’t even understand them most of the time. Sometimes she does, but she just loves the idea of jokes. She loves the reaction that she gets when she tells me one of her made up jokes. She always ends her made up jokes with “because he was a real hot head”.

It’s adorable.

She does however, understand most of the jokes on this list that I made: Hilarious Kid Jokes (Age 5)

With these Christmas jokes, I’ve got everything covered. There are Santa jokes, reindeer jokes, elf jokes, snowman jokes, snow jokes, knock knock jokes, and gingerbread man jokes. They are the perfect free Christmas activity for kids.

That is a LOT of jokes.

These jokes can keep your kids laughing all season long.

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Christmas Jokes For Kids

These clean Christmas jokes are still super funny, and can be enjoyed by the whole family. Don’t let this list of “Christmas jokes for KIDS’ deter you. These kid jokes are for the whole family.

What do you call a shark that delivers toys at Christmas?

Santa Jaws!

How does a sheep say “Merry Christmas”?

Fleece Navidad!

How do Chihuahua’s say Merry Christmas?

Fleas Navidog!

What’s red, white and blue at Christmas time?

A sad candy cane!

What happens if you eat too many Christmas decorations?

You get “Tinsel”-itis!

Why is it so cold at Christmas?

Because it’s in Decembrrrr!

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What do wild animals sing at Christmastime?

Jungle bells, jungle bells, jungle all the way!

What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?

A cookie sheet!

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

Jingle smells!

Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling crummy!

What do Eskimos use to hold their homes together?

Ig-“glue”!

What is white, lives at the north pole and runs around naked?

A polar bare!

What did one angel say to the other angel?

Halo there!

How does a frog open his Christmas present?

Rippit! Rippit! Rippit!

How can you tell if a Christmas tree is a girl?

Because it’s wearing a tree skirt!

What did the gingerbread man get when he broke his leg?

A candy cane

What do you call a cat in the desert?

Sandy Claws

What do chickens mail their Christmas cards in?

HEN-velopes!

What happens when a Christmas tree gets a present?

He lights up!

What kind of bug hates Christmas?

A humbug!

What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?

Aren’t you tired of hanging around?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

Jingle smells!

Christmas Knock Knock Jokes For Kids

What is it about knock knock jokes for kids? I personally find them irritating, but I bet your kids will LOVE these.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive, who?
Olive the other reindeer.

Knock-Knock!
Who’s there?
Mary and Abby!
Mary and Abby who?
Mary Christmas and Abby New Year!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use – I’ve forgotten my name again!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Mary
Mary who?
Merry Christmas!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Gladis
Gladis who?
Gladis not me who got coal this Christmas!

Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Donut
Donut who ?
Donut open till Christmas!

Santa Jokes For Kids

There are so many things about Santa (his physique, his jolly-ness, his Ho-Ho-Hoing, that make for great Santa jokes for kids.

How many presents can Santa fit in an empty sack?

Only one, after that it’s not empty any more!

What has a jolly laugh, brings you presents and scratches up your furniture?

Santa Claws.

What does Santa say at the start of a race?

Ready, set, Ho! Ho! Ho!

Where does Santa stay when he’s on holidays?

At a Ho-ho-tel!

Why does St. Nicholas have a white beard?

So he can hide at the North Pole!

What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus when he looked out the window?

Looks like “rain”, “Dear”!

What goes oh, oh, oh?

Santa Claus walking backwards!

Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh?

Because he wanted to see time fly!

What is Santa’s favorite candy?

Jolly Ranchers!

What’s Santa’s favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jolly.

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

He left his sleigh in a snow parking zone.

Elf Jokes For Kids

Santa’s little helpers are so intriguing to kids, which means that your kids will love learning more about those little elves with these elf jokes for kids.

What kind of music do elves like best?

“Wrap” music!

How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten! One to change the light bulb and nine to stand on each other’s shoulders!

What kind of money do elves use?

Jingle bills!

Why did the elf put his bed into the fireplace?

He wanted to sleep like a log!

What’s the first thing elves learn in school?

The ELF-abet!

Who lives at the North Pole, makes toys and rides around in a pumpkin?

Cinder-ELF-a!

Reindeer Jokes For Kids

Whether it be Rudolph, or Prancer or any of Santa’s other reindeer, these reindeer jokes for kids are simply hilarious.

What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?

“Horn”-aments!

Why is Prancer always wet?

Because he’s a “rain”-deer!

Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?

Rude-olph!

What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?

Anything you want because he can’t hear you!

How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?

He looks at his calen-“deer”!

Why did Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer cross the road?

Because he was tied to a chicken!

Snowman Jokes For Kids

As I was looking for the best, super funny Christmas jokes for kids, I found a TON of snowman jokes for kids. Enjoy!

Where do snowmen keep their money?

In a snow bank.

What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?

Chill out.

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

Do you smell carrots?

What does Frosty eat for lunch?

Ice-“berg”-ers!

What does Frosty like to put on his icebergers?

Chilly sauce!

What food do you get when you cross Frosty with a polar bear?

A brrrr-grrrrrr!

What does Frosty the Snowman take when he gets sick?

A chill pill!

What do you get when you cross Frosty with a shark?

Frost bite!

Who are Frosty’s parents?

Mom and Pop-sicle!

What does Frosty eat for breakfast?

Snowflakes!

Where do Frosty and his wife go to dance?

Snowballs!

What did the police officer say when he saw Frosty stealing?

Freeze!

What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?

Frosty the Dough-man!

How does a snowman lose weight?

He waits for the weather to get warmer!

Why was Frosty the Snowman kicked out of the produce section at the grocery store?

Because they caught him picking his nose….

What do you call a snowman with a six pack stomach?

The abdominal snowman

What did one snowman say another snowman?

You’re cool.

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

Have an ice day!

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Ice Krispies

Why did Frosty have a carrot in his nose?

Because he forgot where the refrigerator was.

What did the snowman order at McDonalds ?

Icerbergers with chilly sauce!

What do Snowmen call their offspring?

Chill-dren.

How do snowmen greet each other?

Ice to meet you!

What do you call frosty when he mows the lawn?

Frosty the Mow-man!

Snow Jokes For Kids

What does Jack Frost like best about school?

Snow and tell.

What do construction workers use at the North Pole?

Snow cones!

What falls but never hurts itself?

Snow!

What can bite and nip at your toes but has no teeth?

Frost!

What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?

A snowball!

How was the snow globe feeling?

A little shaken!

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A puddle!

What do you think is the best Christmas joke ever? Or what Christmas jokes for kids did I miss? I would love to hear in the comments!